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When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.
Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!
Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.
Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.
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This works best outside and if the man has a hook dick. During sexual intercourse, the woman is perpendicular to the man, who is standing up. The man then rotates really fast, using the woman as propeller to lift from the ground.
Man: me so horny
Woman: we're out of pee pee covers. Want to perkopter to the store and pick some up?