When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.
Cwel is a person who often enjoys participating in gay group sex with only Asian descendants all dressed as cowboys.
I know a Janitor at work can be a real Cwel on his day off.