Curry Muncher

A racist and offensive means to describe someone of middle eastern origin whose traditional food heavily involves the consumption of curry, ie Indians, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis etc.

The curry muncher munched curry alone

scrawny and hairy, down to the bone.

Six hundred rupees was all he got,

barely enough to touch up his forehead sniper dot.

The curry muncher sighed as he wondered how

he would ever sell his skinny, sickly cow.

He was a poor little boy from a massive smelly slum,

another useless indian, a worthless hopeless bum.

Poor curry muncher, sat alone and cried,

as he knew his father could not afford an arranged bride.

And alas, he knew at the end of it all,

he would live his days out giving scam calls.