Cheesing

The art of collecting dick cheese and forming it into a block.

Cheesing can take a long time Timmy, Just wait and you'll recieve!

Shetland

A group of islands, basically shitter Faroe Isles.

I wanted tae head tae Faroe and they fuckin flew me tae Shetland. At least their name says hid all, utter shet. Nu'in but shet ponies and nothing tae dae but stare at this shet fancy-pansy Iron Age dome thing and feel sorrie fur the locals. Fuckers mist be bored noo.

Eggscream

When custard ice cream forms accidental scrambled eggs in the mixture.

"My ice cream has gone eggscream again!"

Papdale Primary School

The school is too big, all of the auxiliaries are shit, the food is like fried sand quality and the teachers meh.

Papdale Primary School is shite.

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