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A Shantel is someone who is the offspring of a ho and a pos who is doing life in prison for some horrific crime. Having never known a daddy's love other than the occasional phone call from the the slammer, a Shantel will reach puberty and go on a futile hunt for her absent father's love by immersing herself in an ocean of purple crayon. Ultimately, the Shantel gets knocked up by another pos who ends up getting locked up in prison just like her daddy, and the Shantel process can be repeated all over again.
"Man, the Shantels are out tonight! Nothing but flourescent octopus braids and the stench of unquenchable thirst! Get me out of here!"
"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."
"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"
"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
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A syndrome common to people who refuse to work for a living, who subsist primarily on food stamps and/or child support or public assistance. It occurs around the first of the month or anytime they recieve support funds which are usually blown within a 3 day period. The money is usually spent on candy, junk food, worthless trinkets, clothes and other pointless crap.
Shanika - Why is Shantel digging through the dumpster in front of the apartment complex?
Keisha - She got that 3 day millionaire syndrome and blowed all her stamps on Skittles, Slim Jims and Hot Cheetoes so now she gotta scrounge bottles and cans for the rest of the month to buy baby formula.
Shanika - That's a damn shame. She shoulda just bought real groceries and cook shit at home.