Texecution

Death of a relationship by texting, either in error or on purpose.

"My girl broke up with me man",
"Dang man, texecution is hard on a mofo"

I thought I was texting Jim my nude selfies but was really texting Joe, what a texecution!

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Onesti

Totally vawsome (very awesome). Quirky and so cute. She'll melt your heart with her beautiful smile. Has a wit that will make you laugh day after day! Has a smokin' body and all the boys want her. She'll play hard to get with most of them and wait for the specialist person ever!

She's totally Onesti
I want an Onesti

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