silver chicken

The silver chicken is the gift that keeps on giving...

Another name for a goon bag (or wine sack). Commonly used in children’s playgrounds or attached to a clothesline on Australia Day to play Goon of Fortune. Once all it’s contents are depleted (or close enough) you can blow it up and use it as a pillow. It’s also a well-known fact in bogan circles that a specific brand - Fruity Lexia, makes you sexier!

Users of this marvellous device often possess the great Australian superpower of making one word out of a complete sentence.

Gazza: “EeeyaBazza-bro... lessgotodapubangetussummoarSILVERCHICKEN”
Bazza: “ffffarrrkenoathkarn”

Silver chicken = goon