Piss Hatch

The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.

"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)

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Twote

If someone is a bit of a scrote and a bit of a twat, then they're a Twote.

You know what, he's a real twote.

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part me hair

When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.

"Bloody kebab. I'm off to part me hair."

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send an urgent fax

verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.

Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."

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yem

Geordie word meaning 'home'.

"Fook that mate, ah's gannin' yem."

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Howdon Claw

A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.

"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."

Chrome

With reference to the handgun definitions, chrome can be used to express satisfaction or approval about pretty much anything.

"Michael, have you seen my new fresh orange sqeeuzer?"
"Shit bitch, that is CHROME!"
"No, it's stainless steel. It matches the blender..." (etc)

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