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North East of England slang term meaning 'hungry'.
Hyar mate, giz' a bit o yer borga, ah's puar clammin like.
The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.
"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)
"I'll look beautiful once I've put on a bit of slap."
"I seriously doubt it, Brian."
When used in the configuration of 'having a slap' it means to masturbate.
Bill: D'you want to go to the match tonight?
Dave: Nah, I was going to stay in and have a slap.
A term which is often used to describe complicated parking manoevres.
"There's a space, park in there."
"No way will I get this Transit van in there mate, that space looks tighter than a choirboy's arse!"
If someone is a bit of a scrote and a bit of a twat, then they're a Twote.
You know what, he's a real twote.