death sentence

Deathrow. When you screw up hardcore with your boy/girlfriend and he/she chooses to make you wait an unexplainably long term of anguish before quickly ending your relationship.

Sean: 'Dude, I heard you got caught up in the hump-room with Chelsea.'
Dave: 'Yeah. Megan rolled in right as I was plastering Chel's drywall.'
Sean: 'That sounded so lame. But, what happened? Did she cut off your bubba-ca-doodle?'
Dave: 'Nope. Death sentence.'
Sean: 'That sucks ass for you, bro.

5👍 14👎