hair turd

1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.

Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.

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spiced up

To be high on marijuana

I'm so spiced up on that killer bud we just smoked!

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Clapation

Used as a gauge of audience member approval or disapproval for certain questions or topics asked on a talk show.

Wendy Williams asked her co-host audience by clapation to decide whether or not this couple should stay married. clappation

Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.