bradley dalton

Makes Genghis Khan look like a fucking baby. He's extremely cute, sweet and caring but will not hesitate to cut a ma'fucka. His penis is as majestic and awe-inspiring as Mount Everest. If you ever meet one in person be sure to bow to his prowess and offer a large donation or a living sacrifice.

Vladimir Putin totally went Bradley Dalton and shot down a U.F.O. with a BB gun while riding a Polar Bear.