Tennis

Awesome sport enjoyed internationally. It involves two or four players with rackets, power, technique, endurance, reflex, speed, hand-eye coordination, accuracy, balance, strategy, and skill. Most people think tennis is lame, because they can't play for crap or afford their own rackets. Also because it doesn't involve sweaty men rubbing against each other or slapping each others' butts.

Interviewer: do u liek hard courts or grass courts?

Tennis guy: gee, iunno. i never smoked hard courts b4.

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