Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

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esse

A Mexican version of essay. Your best bud for the dollar.

Hey esse. Please write my essay.

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Dick Cheney

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President

1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.

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Double Trouble

1) Stevie Ray Vaughn's band. Rest in Peace SRV

2) To entice a couple exotic dancers into teaming up on you in the VIP room.

1) Blues music will never be quite the same without Double Trouble.

2) Oh wow, I have been having wet dreams for 3 weeks thanks to that Double Trouble I paid $25 for at Centerfolds.

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ultimate flavor

Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.

I was so happy that I found my ultimate flavor.

Rush Limbaugh

A very physically talented human being. He can shove oxycontin pills in his mouth while talking out of his A$$.

blah blah blah Democrats... Bill Clinton's Penis... blah blah blah. You're listening to the EIB Network.

Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.

I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased

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DEA

A government organization that has started an ongoing war with the American people. Arrests people mostly for non-violent responsible drug use like Bob who smokes weed in his living room and supports the snack food industry. "If you do drugs, you support terrorism"... but alcohol, nicotine, oxycotin, caffine... is perfectly fine!

1. Holy shit! Another "crazy" pot smoker has got the munchies and is at the 7-11, better call the DEA and throw him in prison!

2. Another drug bust (complete with machine guns and helicopters) has seized a forest of pot plants in Humboldt County. They were probably for medicinal purposes, so the DEA burned all the plants! Thank Jesus for the DEA.

3. Remember kids... Pot leads to heroin! -D.A.R.E philosophy

Truth is good...

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