Higher Education Act

A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.

I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.

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Money wad

1. A bunch of cash

2. Huge ejaculation

He blew a money wad on her new set of tits.

Iraqi Freedom

1. A US military operation that is designed to bring peace to the Iraqi people and restore an economic infrastructure. (Theoretically)

2. Stepping into a hornet's nest. (Thanks to the almost daily suicide bombings)

3. A slaughter of innocent civilian and soldier lives; waste of tax dollars out of your pocket to pay for bombs and other weapons designed to kill, kill, kill.

4. The door that opens the way to generate more wealth for the miserable and unfortunate billion dollar corporations (because the CEOs need bigger mansions and another yacht... boo hoo).

1. Operation Iraqi Freedom will be one of the best things the US has done for a foreign country since the Marshall Plan. (Ideally)

2. Bad idea.

3. Soldiers die (with honor I hope) and the ones that do survive go without pay while their family back home is starving. (Source: NBC News)

4. Greedy, money hungry corporations bid on another country that they get to exploit to fatten up their wallets.

Good idea or bad idea? I hope going after Saddam Hussein was worth the costs.

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whoreray

Excitement from being surrounded by beautiful babes.

I'm the only guy in a room full of hotties... Whoreray!

vagina friendly

adj. When a girl is so good that she gives up her poonani to desperate guys. The nicer, more PC version of the slut.

That girl is so vagina friendly that she cracks her smile for even the shy guys.

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man guilt

The burden of having balls and a penis while trying to live up to society's ideal standards and failing.

She told me she liked girls better and I got a serious case of the man guilt yet again.

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Freedom Planet

The answer to ALL our problems here on earth. Also known as the planet Mars.

President Bush has an idea to spend our tax money; establish moon bases by 2008 AND have NASA make trips to Freedom Planet to look for intelligent life (to help save our planet)!