Zebra

Ok so zebras are normally black and white my nigga my pet zebra is purple and greeen yo this homie can snort crack Better then your fatass could he can fucking walk into Walmart and he could grab the biggest t.v in there and shove it in his pocket and your dumbass would not even know half the time I don’t even know till I get for work and walk into his room and realize this fucking zebra is playing fornite in a god damn ps4 and I just wonder how I got lucky with this zebra bro and his ass is fine as fuck I would do put a little milk on it and suck the fuck out if it 😂

Walks into Walmart

People look at me weird because I have a zebra I walk out of Walmart people look at me like I ate crack for breakfast like bitch this is normal god damn don’t you have zebra at home that snorts crack