clapathy

When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.

"That graduation ceremony was so long, I got clapathetic!"

"I was clapping at the beginning of the song, but I quit when I got clapathy."

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dumbledore

A girl who is especially good at giving head, a "headmaster."

I call my girl Dumbledore, 'cause she's the headmaster.

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January 11

Ask out your crush day and they have to say yes

Girl: Hey I like you do you like me back
Boy: He’ll yeah we s January 11th

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Chik-Fil-Atheist

A person who loves Chik-Fil-A, but not God, and is therefore pissed that Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.

Even though I'm an avowed Chik-Fil-Atheist, I tried to go to Chik-Fil-A on Sunday again. Goddamn it!

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Ghost Protocol

To leave

I'm initiating Ghost Protocol

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deeveesh

To pull a Deeveesh is to say something that you hate but you still do.

To pull a Deeveesh is to do something like this:

Deeveesh: I hate attention whores and people who pretend to be emo!
Others: Does that remind us of anyone?????

*Obviously, Deeveesh is the hypocrite here*