A Maggot dick

A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.

“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”

Get a blower mate

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.

“Look at her raking them leaves”
“Get a blower mate”

Mccamurderer

Mccamurderer is someone who accidentally killers Madeline MCann and is not admitting to it.

“Did you kill maddie”
“No”
“You Mccamurderer”

a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation

“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”

guithian

To find that devils dandruff have a sniff and go up to a di

“I’m really drunk at my friends house I might do a guithian”
“Pulling a guithian is going up to the dj at a wedding and requesting Eminem fack”

smoke some hay

smoke some hay means to smoke marijuana and get highhhhh as fuck and bang those ice cube quotes

“Smoke some hay”

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A Brick ‘n’ half that

A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.

“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.