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Diarrhea.
*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."
Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.
Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.
When a female farts and some poop comes out. Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."
"Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"
"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"
"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."
"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."
Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."
"Daaaamn girl, I heard that...you better check ya panties and make sure it ain't no gravy packet!"
"Oooh, that sounded wet and naaaaasty...someone better call McCormick spices, cuz she got a recipe for a gravy packet back there..."
Did you just blamp?
Damn, that smells? Who blamped?
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Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."
Other variations include:
"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.
I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!
Indicates extra smelly poop and/or farts.
*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.
*see "going to Walmart"
Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I must have bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!