Canadian Exit

To leave the presence of another abruptly while leaving behind your shoes and at least one article of clothing, preferably a jacket.

"Jacques, let me tell you aboot the Canadian Exit I pulled on these silly Americans last night. I took a beer from their fridge, then I ran out of the hotel room. Left my adidas shoes and adidas jacket behind. They didn't know what hit them. Viva les adidas!"

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Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.

We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.

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