Guam

The middle of nowhere. Normally preceded by "fucking"

John: We've been walking for 45 minutes. Where the hell did you park?
Bob: Are you kidding? This place was packed when I got here. I had to park out in fucking Guam.

or

Iowa? What the hell did you move out there for? You might as well have moved to fucking Guam.

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