Warning Shot

When you are doing a girl doggie style and you are about to jizz on her back, you pull out and aim high for your first rope. This will sail over her head and serves as notice that there is a sticky load headed her way.

Girlfriend: Did you get some in my hair?
Guy: No baby it cleared. It was a warning shot

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boomsies

A word used to "zing" someone when something bad happens top them.

Friend 1: Oh no, cruel fate I have been deceived
Friend 2: Boomsies

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