Becca Bear

An entirely humiliating nickname given to those of us girls with the full name Rebecca, which sadly carries on because our parents can't seem to refrain from using it in front of our peers, perhaps because of the wonderful and of course original use of alliteration and the fact that apparently no other word or animal name sounds quite as fascinating and is as captivating as a damn bear.

I'll pick you up from school at 3:30 today Becca Bear.
Damn it, mom.

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