ratalie

Funny, cute, and amazing at bowling. Really good at MarioKart and loves the backseat of Volkswagens. Great Chick-fil-A employee;

прекрасная девушка

“Ratalie! Are you being cute, funny, and/or good at MarioKart again? Classic.”

G-Money

Fella who gets hella bitches

"Damn! Did you hear G-Money has hella rizz and bitches?"

Huniepop

Fuck you it’s a good game.

I play Huniepop for its incredible story.

9👍 7👎

Cam

Someone who only likes women if they’re age is on the clock

“Cam likes em’ young”

7👍 7👎

piss girl

Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl

“Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl”

rattleson

An absolute unit. The alias of many names, typically of a young Irish male. Fucking loves Huniepop.

“Hey, have you met Mr. Logan Riley Rattleson McGrath III?”
“Yes”

12👍 2👎

Jackson Alm

This man will shoot an ethnically diverse man or a school. Lock up at all costs.

Gee golly gosh Batman, Jackson Alm just shot that man with his 9.

3👍 1👎