Karen

The women at the school administration who, wth their hideous blonde bobcuts and square wire or tortoiseshell rimmed glasses, sit in a circle with you and your child while judging every part of your life and suggesting your son take Adderall or Riddlen because they really hate boys. When not at the table, they are drinking copious amounts of wine in a huge glass or asking for a manager because THEY are the school justice system and wear the pants in the household.

"Hello, my name is Karen, I'm the school administrator. Your son has been a bit hyper in class. Have you tried Adderall?"