tit slinger

a bra

ooh me tit slinger's chaffing today

17👍 5👎

spiv

An idiot

You fucking spiv.

23👍 99👎

dog perch

a beer belly

Have you seen the size of that bloke's dog perch?

brassick

Skint - having no money

I'm brassick this week

45👍 18👎

gypsys kiss

slang for having a wee!

I could just do with a gypsys kiss

15👍 15👎

jazz rag

What you wipe your cum with after a good bash off session

Oi mum pass us me jazz rag

11👍 6👎