Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!