Teanisopia

When you time travel to the future and you have a cup of tea but the tea is holographic so you’re not actually drinking it so you die of dehydration and then go to hell

Dan: Why does it feel like I’m not actually drinking this tea?

Mark: We must be drinking teanisopia! But we’re gonna die of dehydration!

Dan: AHHSIDNEIWJAJJ

Cheddar Cheese

It’s fucking cheese

Marsha: Ooo gurl I love some cheddar cheese

Sam: Why?
Marsha: Because it’s fucking cheese

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