Curd

That smelly wet cheese between your toes after a long hot day of walking around in your unbreathable sketchers air force 12s with 3 day old socks you keep wearing cuz you can’t find your other socks even though your mom keeps telling you there over “there” but she’s retarded because “there” is not a location. CURD!

“Man it sure does feel good to pick the curd from my toes after a long hard day”

“ Gross man”

“What!? It’s just curd?”

Itzel Perez

Itzels a good friend. She’s a Pisces ♓️ unfortunately (jk) but we love her just the way she is. She’s a tiny feisty girl that’ll probably beat your ass if you mess with her family,friends,or her beloved sharky(dog). She prefers to be called Erika but Erika sounds like a stuck up b**** especially when it’s spelled with a K, so we call her Itzel. She’s a annoying Star Wars fan but we Stan 🙌🏾! She loves old music usually 60s and 80s to be exact. Itzels also been know to be feral so if you every come across a Itzel Perez feed her peanut butter carrots/fruit and she’ll let you live......maybe.

“Nooooooooo Itzel Perez please!......I have a family!”

*bone cracking and crunching*