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When you shit in your sister's mouth, use it for taco meat, and then use her piss and your cum for sauce!
What people in Alabama do on Cinco de mayo
Yo, me and my sis pulled an Alabama Taco Supreme last night. She still can't get all the shit out of her mouth!
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When a man cums in a glass, puts ice in it and mixes it with sugar and cinnamon. Then when served u pour the glass all in her asshole and then the other women drink it through there
Bro I made Clarisse an Indian Horchata for her friends last night. Told you she was kinky!
A test for only the manliest men
After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.
The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it