D.I.S.S.

Daddy Issues So Severe; when you're horny and you miss daddy.

Michelle: *sighs* I need daddy to take care of my situation.
Amy: What's wrong?

Michelle: D.I.S.S.
Amy: Huh?
Michelle: Daddy issues so severe. I'm horny.

Amy: Oh. Maybe you should make a dick dial to that guy you like.

Michelle: I will.

Dick Dial

A late night text or call, often made by a female, to a male for sexual relations. The female version of a booty call.

I woke up horny last night so I made a dick dial to this guy I wanted to have sex with.

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