The rubbing of two vaginas together vigorously.
"Did you and Chloe get together?"
"Fuck yeah, we had a mad as gash smashing sesh"
8π 1π
When a woman is a complete cunt
"Holy fuck, Brittany is being the biggest elizabitch"
10π 6π
When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.
Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?
24π 5π
bad, wrong, stupid, lame, ugly, tragic
Rachael: "They think they're on fleek, but they're actually so close to being transhed it isn't funny"
A woman/man who likes to eat pussy
"Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"
"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"
10π 2π
When you have so much sex, a cum plug forms and causes you to get clogged-fanny.
Oh my fucking god, I am trying to piss, but I think all that cum has given me clogged-fanny. Call the ambulance, please!
6π 1π