Goontosis

Goontosis is considered to be the highest state of gooning achievable. When somebody enters 'goontosis', it is assumed that they are completely disconnected from the physical world and are entirely consumed by the goon.

Ethan: Bro, last night I gooned so hard I entered goontosis!

Owen: Holy fuck dude! I accidentally entered goontosis during my lecture today!

Ethan: That's dope as fuck, my nigga!

goontosis

After intensely gooning for X amount of time, oneself may enter a hypnotic state called goontosis. Goontosis is an elevated state of gooning and is extremely difficult to achieve. When in goontosis, the gooner in question will essentially be transported to another dimension and completely consumed by the goon.

Person 1: Yo, is that guy over there dead or something? He looks fucked..
Person 2: Nah dude, he's deep in goontosis.

lmao bum bum

Lmao bum bum is used as a response to a meaningful text a way to truly shut down the individual who is pouring their heart out for you.

Alexia: I really love you and I want you to be my boyfriend

Ahoora: lmao bum bum nigga
Alexia: Damn, if that's how you feel.

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