Damien

Despite the name, it’s said Damien actually does not have a long stone. Damien is known as a weak beta male who watches Anime into the early hours, living in constant darkness, hiding away from sunlight. He eats nothing but Chinese food and likes to dip prawn crackers in soy milk.
Damien is very cowardly and will often flee at the first sign of potential confrontation. He falls out with friends over the pettiest of matters. No one has heard from him in many months.

“Have you seen Damien recently? I heard he got gyro from eating too much soy”

“Yeah I saw Damien in town last week. He dropped his pint and ran away”

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