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A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out
I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers
Music made by and for soyboys, typically terrible indie pop made within the last 5-8 years that can be heard polluting the airwaves of various drug stores and supermarkets. Bland, unoffensive, and PC, it is about the only kind of music they can tolerate.
I feel sorry for those supermarket employees, having to listen to that awful soyboy music all day.
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The act of not letting people into a vehicle/restaurant/amusement park ride, etc. despite there still being empty seats and people still waiting. Named for Charles Lightoller, an officer on the Titanic who launched lifeboats half full, sending people to their deaths who could've been saved.
Why is this restaurant an hour wait? I see plenty of empty tables!
Yeah, fuck this place, they're lightollering us.
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A bullshit marketing term car companies made up to sell their shitty oversized pickup trucks. Truck "month" is actually done year-round instead of a specific month, but car companies hope the dumb hicks who buy their trucks won't notice.
Dumb hick: Yee-haw, I'm gon buy me a Ford F150 cause the picture box says it's truck month!
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An extreme version of a mean drunk, the Exorsist drunk is someone who becomes downright evil when they get drunk, almost as if they were possessed by the devil like the girl from The Exorsist.
What happened to Bob last night, he called me a cocksucker and threatened to kill me. Oh, he's an Exorsist drunk, once he's had too many it's like he's possessed.