Memphysema

The medical diagnosis used when one becomes emotionally choked up, short of breath, or otherwise breathing-impaired over a sad Elvis Presley song.

Mary suffered a short spell of Memphysema when she heard "Blue Christmas" after her break up with Tom.

Blackburied

to be inundated with email/voicemail/text on your mobile device.

Steven: "Dude, let's go. The movie starts in 20 minutes."

Alan: "Sorry, man. It's not even 1:00pm and I am already Blackburied!"

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Blue-bubbling

Verb. To engage in a completely one-sided text conversation on an iPhone with someone who is unwilling or unable to respond. The blue bubbles show only your side of the conversation.

Shawn was blue-bubbling with Colleen for weeks before he finally decided to just call her and see what's up.