Pity pat

The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.

Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".

The Wall

The period in a life when the one's attractiveness starts to decline. "To hit the wall" means to start losing beauty and youth. The metaphor is overwhelmingly more often mentioned regarding women (considering the significance of beauty in a female's life) to manifest the decline in their attractiveness, which starts revealing itself at about the age of 25. Usually after that age a female understands, that the titanic is sinking, and she desperately starts searching for a husband that would take care of her. The further behind "the wall", the more desperate a female is in seeking for a marriage/commitment from a man. The phenomenon is largely underappreciated among the young women due to their overinflated ego and the society unwilling to hold women least bit accountable for their actions.

"Damn, another female in my comments that's hit the wall really hard... No wonder she's so bitter."

"Did you know John recently married that 33 years old brunette?"
"Yea, what's up with him? She's about his age... Doesn't he see that she's hit the wall?"
"Well, he thinks she's a unicorn, head over heels in love. Poor man."

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