Amogus

Something that is stuck in your head when you see something that looks JUST THE TINIEST BIT like the Among us crewmate. Also it happens when someone says SUS or SUSPICIOUS. You think of Amogus or Among us.

Person 1: Oh hey John that trashcan looks a little like Among us crewmate.

John: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMOGUS!!!!!!!! GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD PLEASEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO NOT THE CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: you are pretty suspicious John.

John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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мастер

The name of a roblox player with a russian alphabet username.

Oh it's мастер. It's the dude who has a rare username.

мастермастермастермастермастермастермастермастермастермастермастермастермастер

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You're coming with me to Brazil

"You're coming with me to Brazil" is a threat to anyone who doesn't want to go to Brazil. If you go to Brazil, you will immediately be murdered by either: BLACK HOLES, CRIMINALS, GANG VIOLENCE, SNIPERS, MERCENARIES.

Guy1: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!

Guy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tapsilog

A very yummy filipino dish including: Egg, Garlic rice, beef, and other vegetables and fruit you can add on like spring onions, tomatoes, ginger, and others. I recommend eating tapsilog for breakfast.

And yes I am Filipino

Filipina : Oh what is your breakfast tomorrow?

Filipino : My breakfast is tapsilog tomorrow.

Filipina : WOW! That is so yummy!

And yes, filipinos can speak english. Oh btw filipina = filipino girl filipino= filipino guy

Philippines

My home country , very nice beaches , very nice hearted people , Tropical Asian country , President ehh , Catholic country , a lot of people speak english , oh yes there are a lot of Filipinos around the world. (ESPECIALLY IN LOS ANGELES)

Foreigner: *makes a video talking about anything Filipino or in the Philippines*

Filipinos EVERYWHERE: LETS GO RAID THE COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!!!!😎😎

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kangroo

When you get so damn bored you intentionally misspell "kangaroo" and look for a definition and you find this one made by someone exactly like you, bored in class searching on urban dictionary.

Ooh i'm gonna type "kangroo" just to see what pops up in urban dictionary!

🙃

🙃 is an emoji murderers, pedophiles, rapists, corrupt leaders, and messed up people use. This emoji is messed up. It has the expression of literal death and crime. It's reassuring smile is a smile of murder, crime, and well, messed up things. Here I show you a sentence where it's not TOO bad, but cursed comment worthy.

Guy: Wanna have some fun? 🙃

Girl: umm, ok?

Guy: *puts girl in basement with all the slaves and locks her up to frick*

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