The Sham

The Sham is a short name of the dodgy area called Wyesham. Only people with massive balls walk round wyesham because if you step foot there you will be shanked by the weed smoking chavs from the sham You can find the sham’s chavs hanging around the local ‘McColl’s shop’. They stand outside threatening you to buy them some ciggies or they’ll “shank you up wasteman”. If I was you I’d say out of The Sham

Person A: “Have you ever been to Wyesham?”

Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”

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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*

Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”

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