Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

fuadied

To confuse, trick, mislead or stupefy a situation by using a cunning act or scheme. The person/s do not know they have been Fuadied until it is too late. The act is normally performed by someone with a lesser IQ than the victim.

James: Rob from accounting has told me that if i use cruise control on my car it will drive itself. Terry: mate you have been fuadied.

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