Nirvana

When a man enters any bathroom, while urinating he somehow manages to Burp, Sneeze, and fart all while urinating.

Mike: You'll never guess what happened what happened to me this morning!
Vern: What, did you skillfully perform the Dolphin?
Mike: No, my good chum. I found my Nirvana at 3:17 A.M.
Vern: ... The fart-burp-sneeze thing?
Mike: Yeah ... I passed out and woke up seeing Angels.

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Dirty Sanchez

Immediately after concluding Anal sex with your partner, insert a finger of your choice into your partners Anus. After removing finger, reach around to the mouth area and wipe your finger directly above their lip, applying a "Dirty Sanchez" moustache.

Tom: Dude ... I think that slut I hooked up with last night be a man.
Johnson: What? What makes you say that?
Tom: I noticed a little hair on her lip.
Johnson: Are you serious?
Tom: No, but I totally gave her a full "Dirty Sanchez".

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