plastic money

Another name for a credit card or debit card.

Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.

pungasm

An appreciation of a particularly clever example of punning and/or wordplay to the point of rapture. The social sciences equivalent of a nerdgasm.

All it took was a single visit to the Pungeon Master page at TVTropes, and I was drowning in a tidal surge of pungasm glory!

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syllabobble

Talking so fast that your mouth gets ahead of your brain, and you wind up flipping syllables around or dropping them entirely.

"I can't believe you actually did that; I call sheganigans!"
"You mean shenanigans? Syllabobbling again, are we?"

"Kim Kardashian is such a skank; I would marry her!"
"Please tell me you meant to say, wouldn't."
"Oops, I did! Man, what a syllabobble."

this

A shorthand way of saying you agree with someone else's opinion. Often found online on message boards and chatrooms, but can also be used in real life.

Major.Trollster: OBAMMA IZ TEH N00B!
Sockpuppet_01: this

Jessie: "Cold Stone Creamery is way better than Ben & Jerry's."
James (pointing at Jessie): "This."

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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

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Is that what they're calling it these days

1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.

2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.

Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.

Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?

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refurb

Something which has been refurbished and resold at a discount, like a computer or a plasma tv.

I was too cheap to waste all my money on a brand-new laptop, so I picked up a refurb online instead.

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