teesside

The land of kings and gods called the smoggies fed by the dish of made up of every amazing people and things that has ever lived. Not to be linked or associated with the Geordies or the Mackems. Weekly meeting are held at the "Riverside stadium" held by the leader of all religions and governing bodys Tony Mowbray. The meetings consist of watching the Boro win against every shit team in the league.

Sad geordie "I can't live in this shithole anymore I wish I lived in TEESSIDE"

Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"

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tone

short for Tony Mowbray the single most brilliant reincarnation of all things great of a middlesbrough manager. The envy of the inbred sparn of sunderland, newcastle and leeds fans.

a boro lad: we will win the league with TONE in charge.

a boro geeza: TONE is the reincarnation of al things great for the job without a doubt.

example 2:

a jealous geordie: Tony Mowbray is shit.

a intelligent person: just because TONE got all the souls from the geordies and mackems. UTFB

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