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Fandom Fascist

A person who thinks their fandom(s) is/are superior to others. They make hate comments towards other fandoms and can't take criticism of their own. Almost every fandom has these (even the most chill ones have atleast one or two of them).

Person 1: IDK man this shows not really that good, I watched like one episode and it's not for me, but that's my opinion though.

Fandom Fascist: NEIN!!! DAS SHOW IST GOOD UND ANYONE WHO CRITICIZES IT IST WRONG!!!!!!!

Person 2: Bruh

by BorritoGuy June 23, 2024


GoGuardian

A totalitarian government disguised as a tool for teachers to watch their students 24/7. It bans random websites, including helpful ones, because whoever made this app is a degenerate to society. It actually breaks the 4th amendement. There's a petition on change.org to ban this invasion of privacy.

Teacher: I love GoGuardian 🤓

Gigachad: Frick off

by BorritoGuy November 27, 2022


Free Birds

The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.

When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds

by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022


FGTeeV

A "family-friendly" YouTube channel that posts videos of a greedy, manchild "father" with his kids playing video games that kids shouldn't really be playing, like Siren Head and other bullcrap. They also like putting in useless, cringy, poorly-edited filler in their videos so that they can get that sweet, sweet money from kids and their tired parents.

Kid: My favorite Youtuber is FGTeeV.
Me: ....bruh watch someone else

by BorritoGuy January 9, 2023

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Late Frenchman

A positive way of saying the r word

13 year old Tiktok-addicted fatherless feminist: #KAM

Gigachad: You're such a late Frenchman

Feminist: You mean French woman? Now go kys because your a man

Gigachad: Shut the Frick up.

by BorritoGuy November 26, 2022


Monster School

1 - A series about Minecraft mobs going to school. It was good in 2012 - 2015 but after that it became filled with NSFW, old trends, and cringeworthy humor.

2 - A TV show, web series, or YouTube channel that used to be good when it started but became cringe later on.

Me: Do you watch Monster School?
7 year old: Yea I like the part where Baldi appears
Me: Go away

Me: Remember when FGTeeV?
Guy: Yep. He's a Monster School now.

by BorritoGuy July 24, 2022


Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about

Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984

by BorritoGuy February 22, 2023