Twerd

This is the definition of a person who deludes themself into thinking that the story of a Jacob, a big buff hairy dogman, Edward, a skinny pale stoner-looking neck biter and Bella,a deep voiced necropheliac is THE best thing to ever happen in cinematic history.

Twerd: 'Mam I'm a Twerd!'
Mam: 'I shoulda used a latex...'

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