beggs

verb. to prepare for something which is highly unlikely with unwarranted detail.

adjective. a person or object which is ingenious having created a solution for an issue which is not currently a problem.

noun. a person who is at all times prepared for the highly unlikely.

verb.

"I need to get beggs for a zombie invasion by stockpiling industrial glowsticks."

adjective.
"My nightvision aviators are beggs."

noun.
"I understand there might be a time when you need all that stuff on your belt but it makes you look like a beggs."

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