hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

A word that some jerk wad decided to make in order to scare all people with the fear of long words... yeah, I went there...

Doctor: Here comes that kid whos afraid of long words...
Kid: hya
Doctor: So how's your hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia coming along?
Kid: Screams, kicks doctor in the balls, runs away!

OPC

Other People's Children
What you call the annoying/irritating children that you see in public, but in a subtle way so as to not irritate the parents of said children.

*kid wails on a crowded plane*
"F~©<¡=& OPC!"

Burning Rain

A figment of Adele's imagination. Usually followed by the touching of someone else's face.

I set fire to the rain as I touched your face.

Damn, is that burning rain?!? Must... Touch... your... Face