powder monkey

A young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving anal pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle

I bet the little powder monkey has to sleep with two hands on his ass and one eye open

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pantload

A boat captain with an unusually large ass, ussually found in the wheelhouse with his feet on the dash and demanding homosexual favors

This sucks, Pantload is driving tonight which means I am going to have to do everything

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