Dragon dick

A dick that that is generally good enough to attract women yet. Sadly the stinging when he pees means women arent the only thing its attracted. He has an std...

Her:i think i gave you dragon dick ... you might wanna get tested

Him:what...
Her:i had an std and we had sex go get tested

Him: whats your name again?! I got the test. And thanks for the std. You should of told me before we did this ...
Her:well i didnt know sorry dude but hope your dragon dick gets better!

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Pussy

1)A girls vagina

2) the only thing a fuckboy wants

3) a cat

4)coward

1) I swear. She has the loosest pussy ever !!! She didnt even know i stuck it in!!!

2) omg its been like 2 days since ive gotten some pussy !!!i feel like im gonna die....

3) I got a pet pussy from my uncles pet shop and i swear its the cutest pussy ive ever seen!

4)your such a pussy ! just do it already!

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