50 Centaur

A mythical creature that is half horse, half rapper and cannot be killed by bullets. The 50 Centaur has recently lost a staggering amount of weight for a part in the upcoming Seabiscuit sequel that deals with the heroic horses' struggle with pancreatic cancer.

Man, have you seen 50 Centaur? That guy looks rough.

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Jerked Up

The amount of whatever fluid you excrete during jerking off or jerking in general.

I jerked up a whole shot glass full of sperm!

She couldn't believe how much I jerked up on her...

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clardon

A hard on of the clitoris.

Also a great name for some evil space guy.

Riding the 32 bus gives Jessica a clardon.

"Clardon will destroy you all!", said Clardon.

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