Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

Clard

A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.

Ethan you’re a clard.

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clard

A liquid that hardens near an opening creating a crust. e.g. the hard clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle. Clard. - It sounds like it looks. Ryhmes with hard. clot crust

the hardened clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle after use.
He had to remove the clard to get the glue flowing again

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clard

A clitoral hard-on.

Thinking about T.I. makes me so clard

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clard

a pimple or zit usually located on the face and/or back

randy: Steve is that a clard on your face?
Steve: why yes it is

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